That Didn’t Take Long

The Pacer was caught on the Internet last night looking at porn while openly drinking a beer straight from the can. The police were called and took him away… He has been banned from the Library. One patron disturbed by The Pacer’s antics said that he looked like he was ready to spank the monkey. This is too bad, I was hoping to get weeks worth of material to write about out of this guy…

Oh, and just before I left work today the custodian found an empty 40 ouncer in the Men’s Room. It looks like the next few weeks are going to be interesting after all.

~ by Woeful on January 29, 2009.

3 Responses to “That Didn’t Take Long”

  1. You’re just bearing witness to what goes on all the time OUTSIDE. Due to the disagreeable temperatures, all that activity needs to be brought INSIDE.

  2. Instead of drinking my 40s at home and watching Superbowl XLIII, I think I’ll head to my local library. ;-0

  3. I wonder how perverts found their porn at the library before computers. I guess many sticky copies of National Geographic and the Kama Sutra were found in the restroom.

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