I call him “The Jockey” but a coworker calls one of our Irregulars “Napoleon.” He’s a little guy. When he sits at an Internet workstation his legs dangle… It’s hilarious. He really does look quite a bit like Napoleon so I have begun referring to him as Napoleon as well.
What makes it even funnier is that he’s usually online cruising Match.com and other dating sites. Anyway, I nearly lost it recently when he returned an ILL that was all about how to meet and date rich women… LOL!
So it seems that the Little Corporal is looking for love, or money, or perhaps whatever he can get.