The Nipple Twister

We had a report today from a woman about a guy wearing red shorts who was walking around and around the Library whilst twisting his nipples… The woman found his behavior “disturbing.” She said that the guy eventually took a seat near her and opened his legs wide while he balled-up a piece of paper in his hand… This behavior also disturbed the woman especially since, “There are so many children in the Library.” To no avail, I searched the building to get a look at the guy. I’m sure that “The Nipple Twister” will have a larger role to play in the coming weeks… Stay tuned.

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~ by Woeful on October 27, 2008.

8 Responses to “The Nipple Twister”

  1. If he had doused himself with an entire bottle of perfume, he could be one of our library regulars.

  2. I’m betting that on some remote corner of the planet that’s a mating ritual.

  3. Hmm, a new type of library regular? I will definitely stay tuned.

  4. […] Nipples and libraries: “We had a report today from a woman about a guy wearing red shorts who was walking around and around the Library whilst twisting his nipples… The woman found his behavior ‘disturbing.’” @ the library […]

  5. Anxiously awaiting the next sighting of The Nipple Twister…!

  6. Hi Kristine! 😉

  7. has it crossed your mind that the woman who reported it may have an overactive imagination? or have I been working with crazy people for too long?

  8. Well, at least he was twisting his own.

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