Summer In April
Due to the astoundingly awesome unseasonable weather around here lately, there hasn’t been a lot to report about @ the Library. In fact, due to the fabulous weather there haven’t been all that many people using the Library. Of course, there is a random visit from Space Ace, or Special Ed, but nothing all that out of the ordinary… Or maybe I’m just desensitized to most of it at this point. I dunno anymore?
So I’m going to write about a conversation I overheard during my lunch hour between two UPS workers. They apparently discovered a four kilo brick of herb while sorting packages. The only reason they discovered the dope was that that package was sent to an undeliverable address. It was off by just a few numbers from what I gathered so they opened it and found a 9 pound ball of shrink wrapped weed. Obviously they called in the DEA, and now their waiting to see if anyone is dumb enough to stop by and sign for their missing pot… At which point the signer will promptly be arrested for being a dumbass.
Anyway, that’s all I have for you at the moment. Don’t worry though, sooner rather than later there’s sure to be some kind of totally bat-shit crazy happening that I’ll be filling you guys in on. Until then, relax, enjoy the glorious weather, and whatever you do, DO NOT sign for any overdue pot shipments, now or ever! Accept this as an axiom if you want to minimize the chances that you will be the one out of 100 U.S. citizens in prison.