Eradicating Porn From the Library

There’s an intriguing story in Wired today about a new set-top box that debuted at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas called FyreTV. It might very well be the ultimate solution to eradicating Internet porn from ever public library in America! For the low fee of $10 per month, FyreTV allows subscribers access to 20,000 pornos, all of which are fully keyword searchable right down to each individual scene… I should mention it to Porn Man. Here’s my favorite quote from the article:

But the most compelling aspect of the service is the way FyreTV staff have tagged every scene from every movie in their catalog with keywords. After searching or browsing your way to a scene that looks interesting, you can add it to a playlist with one click of the included remote to create a customized mix.

That’s dedication! It truly is, porn’s killer app. We simply can’t compete with Porn 2.0.

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~ by Woeful on January 10, 2008.

17 Responses to “Eradicating Porn From the Library”

  1. I hate to break the bubble, but they still have to pay the ten bucks. Library= free porn (usually). It may yet take a while. However, it is a killer app, hehe.

  2. Holy bat tits, the portal to porn mecca is here! And, possibly the end of civilization as we know it.

  3. Hi Dances! I’m hoping that FyreTV has so much value-added content that the homeless will get jobs just for the subscription. LOL… This story has SO many buzzwords: porn, 2.0, tagged, catalog, keywords, playlist, that it was too good to ignore!

  4. Haaa! SG, instead of a little black book, it’s the geeks little black box.

  5. Now they can remix (recycle) porn much like DJ’s remix songs and make their “own” CD’s! Hahaha. We are all in the wrong professions, I suspect.

  6. Welcome back Krokodil! Isn’t the whole thing so fantastically crazy? “Create a customized mix.” Too funny!! Then people can share their favorite playlists… Blondes, brunettes, redheads, girl-on-girl, etc… The fun never stops, the possibilities are endless!

  7. Wow, that’s amazing. I can think of a few patrons that would be very excited about this advance in technology. Perhaps I’ll discreetly leave some FyreTV flyers scattered around the internet stations. If they don’t have flyers, I’ll make some. This could be a godsend.

  8. … I was thinking the exact same thing, K!

  9. Sadly, that is the only box they’ll be hitting…

  10. Pretty much.

  11. I watched some of the broadcast last night from the Expo….very strange. Strangely interesting but also creepy. I can’t decide how I really feel about it all. But I would love to have this available to all of our “porn men” – I even had a “porn woman” once too… I’d also suggest a grant to provide them all with the 10 bucks if they don’t have it.

  12. LOL… I’ve not had a porn woman! 🙂

  13. Good luck getting that grant lol

  14. I’ll drop a link to our OPAC — http://ask.bibsys.no/ask/action/show?cmd=alle&pid=961016272&kid=biblio

    For those unfamiliar with this title, it’s an adult magazine featuring the kind of content that is illegal in the UK. Further, if you can’t read Norwegian “Til bruk på NB Oslos lesesal” means “for use in the National library in Oslo’s reading room”. I hope that they also supply tiss…no I’ll stop there.

  15. Thanks for commenting… I’ll have to check out that link!

  16. Pretty much

  17. NwiMVT hi! hice site!

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