Porn Man Left Us a Present

Immediately upon my arrival at work today, I scoured the C: drive of the word processing computer that Porn Man was using last night. Sure enough, I found several image files consisting of young women kissing who were fully clothed, but not wearing much… One image I had to immediately close, it displayed a full-screen closeup of interracial oral sex! That’s as much of a description as I’m giving here, since it has already irreparably scarred my fragile eggshell mind.

This afternoon was a real freak fest @ the Library. At one point we had Buddy Sunshine, Mr. Mullet (wearing the same peach wife-beater from yesterday), and Special Ed all vying for our attention. For whatever reason, everyone was exceptionally needy today… Special Ed continually called my name from across the room, and occasionally let himself into the Reference Office. I even had to stop him from taking a coworker’s notebook while he quested for lined paper. He also needed help printing pages from the WWE’s website. Despite my best efforts, I couldn’t get the schedule for RAW to print for him. The WWE should really look into this since their biggest fan demands it. You’re letting Ed down guys!

Buddy Sunshine is turning out to be real pain in the ass too. Every 10 minutes he needs something else. He demands constant attention. I don’t mind helping people, actually, I like it. But, I don’t like feeling like someone’s personal librarian. Especially some kid wearing a gold medal around his neck that reads, “Winner.”

Yeah, you won the pain in the ass award Buddy… You’re driving me fucking nuts kid.

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~ by Woeful on November 28, 2007.

14 Responses to “Porn Man Left Us a Present”

  1. I started my first day as a reference assistant today, but haven’t made it to the info desk yet. Today was training at the checkout desk. Soon I, too, will have “favourite” customers to blog about!

  2. I had something entirely different in mind when I first read the title. But then, I’m guess you intended that.

  3. Blogging is a good stress reliever, I highly recommend it.

  4. It’s his way Two Write Hands… The way of Porn Man.

  5. “interracial oral sex!”

    Now what’s wrong with that? I have it all the time – me being Asian, my boyfriend the Italian….hmm….lol

  6. Together, we waste precious sperm!

  7. LOL… Whatever floats your boat. I just prefer not to have someone’s else’s kink (whatever that might be) pop-up on me while I’m at the office 😉

  8. Ummm, I would like to state that RAW has been on at the same time every Monday for the past 15 years.

    As a matter of fact, the 15th anniversary of Raw will be taped in Bridgeport, CT on 12/10. Perhaps Special Ed should get a ticket.

    Although, I gotta say I love the visual of you helping Special Ed print out pages of wwe.com

  9. I think he wants the lineups. I wonder if live wrasslin’ would be too much for Special Ed anyway?

  10. I’m trying to figure out which computer game or device you use as a punching bag after a spec. ed. session… I’m not sure a shootem up game would have relieved me of the anger…

    One of the main privileges of a bibliografer – working ONLY with adding those books into the registry and not with their future loaners…

  11. It was the moon. The loonies were out in full-force and completely unmedicated this week out my library. Exhausting!

  12. Was it a full moon? That would explain a lot…

  13. Oh, Woeful, you never fail to make me laugh. Once again it’s at my desk, with several patrons quite near. I’ve endured many a ‘what the heck is that chick laughing at’ stare since I began reading your tales.

  14. Hello K: I’m always glad to be able to provide a bit of mid-day levity!

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