Odds & Ends
While calling ILLs today, I heard the following message on someone’s answering machine:
Hello, this is 555-4524. Please leave your name and number, and I’ll get back to you. Dad, if this is you calling, remember your truck was totaled and sold for salvage. The money is in your checking account. Because of your illness, you can’t drive anymore… I know you know this. Bye Everyone!
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.