Porn Man Returns

Dear readers, once again the days are getting shorter, the weather is beginning to change… And almost as a sign of the impending shift back to the school year, and Autumn itself, the vagrants have once again begun drifting back home; to the Library. Today I’ve seen faces I’ve not seen in months, including Porn Man.

Porn Man strode in off the street as if he never left. His hair and beard exactly as they were the last time he visited, sporting the same thin bandanna tied round his brow, and hauling the same enormous black and blue backpack that encumbers him during all his travels. A backpack that would surely be the envy of all the climbers who’ve endeavored to traverse Everest… It’s a real beauty!

He walked towards me, as if a man on a mission, and asked to sign in for an Internet computer – Shocker! I signed him in, he walked over to the the computer, unfurled his belongings, and logged in. Though I’m sure he tried valiantly to leave us some presents during his stay, in his absence I’ve thoroughly Porn Man proofed our machines. Fear not dear readers, no longer will little Hannah attempt to search our catalog, and instead be greeted by lurid images of interracial anal sex.

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~ by Woeful on August 22, 2007.

9 Responses to “Porn Man Returns”

  1. For some reason I’m endeared to this guy. Please provide more links to him!

  2. LOL… I wish I could post some pictures of these people. You would SO not believe it!

  3. This reminds me of a story I heard about the library near Cleveland. http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=23476

  4. Ooh, something like what you’re referring to happened once in my early days of library servitude. Student tried to open IExplorer only for an image of two geezers 69ing to take over the screen. Most disturbing image EVER. Thank God/Gates for Alt-F4.

  5. Welcome the the seedier side of the profession, Eric. Sadly, this kind of thing is more pervasive than you’d think.

    Hello Vampire Librarian! Porn Man doesn’t even need the Internet. He comes equipped with various porn filled media formats, from floppies, to thumb drives. The “art” I was referring to in my post needed to be scrubbed off of one of our Catalogs by yours truly last winter…

  6. He sounds like one of our regulars. Thankfully, my library put in an automated computer signup system, so the stays are rather limited in time.

  7. Welcome Angsty: Indeed, time limits tend to minimize the damage… As does Deep Freeze. Keep reading!

  8. Man – I am never complaining about our internet users now – not after seeing that news clip posted by Eric Jennings above. Luckily I work in a small, country town library in central England. We have excellent filters and eagle-eyes to spot the scary-pervert types…mostly.

  9. Thanks for stopping by Soph! Yeah, I’ve seen that clip before. If you conduct a YouTube search you might be able to find even more…

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