I’ve Got Nothin’
I’ve been in technology hell as of late at the office, so unfortunately, I have no good library stories to tell. I do, however, have an interesting tale about a last minute liquor run I recently made. I was in a rush to buy booze before closing time, so I opted for the closest purveyor of alcoholic beverages. This unfortunate little hovel is really only for true emergencies, and this qualified as I needed liquor ASAP for a Independence Day bash hosted by my best friend.
I managed to get to the store at about 10 ’til closing. As I approached, I noticed a large yet hastily written sign in the window that read, “Store for Sale.” When I arrived at the door I noticed another smaller sign. This one read:
Notice: Suspension of Liquor License…
Great! There was no way that I was going to be able to make it to the second nearest place in time. So I turned to leave, looked up, and noticed a set of pasty white legs sticking out from the grass across the street beside a fireplug. Probably some unconscious vagrant. Just then a police officer drove by, but in the wrong direction to actually see the sad sight before me. Now I needed to call the cops. Chances are it was just some drunk, but what if this person was left for dead? Perfect!! Just what I want to be doing, calling the police during my personal time. I do enough of this while I’m @ the Library.
I make the call, give the dispatcher the address and a description of the scene… And wish that I never left my condo.
I’m guessing you’ll be checking the local news a little more frequently?
emon said this on July 5, 2007 at 11:00 pm |
Poor Woeful. You were robbed.
max said this on July 6, 2007 at 4:25 am |
Emon: I haven’t heard anything so it was probably just a drunk.
Max: Yeah, I really didn’t want to go out in the first place, but I thought, “it’s just around the corner.” I came back home annoyed that I had to call the cops, and without the alcohol I set out to get… Sigh.
Woeful said this on July 6, 2007 at 5:46 am |
hey homes ping me off blog and tell me what store it was
Dyna Dave said this on July 7, 2007 at 7:38 am |
I don’t even know the name of it, I only ever resorted to going there once before. Inside, there was the clerk, and an old guy with a cane sitting along side the counter. I bought a bottle of wine from their vast selection of about six kinds.
Woeful said this on July 7, 2007 at 7:55 am |
I wonder what they did to deserve losing their license. Maybe they gave vagrants free booze.
Stiletto said this on July 13, 2007 at 7:20 am |
Oh my! I don’t even know what I’d do in your situation. I’ve never had to call the cops before, just the thought of it scares me!
Cara said this on July 13, 2007 at 9:46 am |
SG: I’m sure they tried to sell to a minor.
Cara: I call the police far too often to even be phased anymore.
Woeful said this on July 13, 2007 at 4:52 pm |