Drag Racing @ the Library

Hot RodThat’s right boys and girls, drag racing @ the Library. Now, I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit during my tenure as a librarian, but today’s main event was a first. Around 7:00PM, as I was in the process of installing a new printer on one of our Internet workstations, all of a sudden I hear the sound of screeching tires… I hear this sound for a long time, long enough for me to stop what I’m doing and walk the considerable distance to the windows, where I see smoke… Through the smoke I discern two cars burning out behind the building. The two cars, one of which was a Jeep (because we all know that Jeeps are hot rods), queued up at the end of our street, and right in broad daylight dropped their clutches and burned the fuck out all the way down the road. I’m sure their dads will be happy when they discover that their cars no longer have any tires (or clutches) left… Because we all know that dads love that kind of thing.

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~ by Woeful on May 23, 2007.

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