I love it when people come in to the Library to do their kid’s homework for them. What gives people? Would you actually like your lazy-dumbass offspring to cut it in college? If the answer is yes, then STOP doing their fucking work for them! This will help prepare them for real life, and build character in the process. I especially love it, when they come in at the last minute to do their kid’s homework. And I have an extra-special affinity for times like tonight, when they come in to do their kid’s work at the last minute, and then stay past closing to get the job done on deadline… Making me hang around in the process while I’m off the clock. This is irritating.
It is especially irritating, when I get stuck behind these people in my car on the way home from work. The inconsiderate, last minute, coddling dolts also happen to drive slower than a mule with hemorrhoids moves while traversing the Andes. I couldn’t pass their slow asses for miles… All the way from our parking lot, to the freeway and beyond.