Happy Birthday America!

 

Uncle Sam

To Avoid Being a Dumbass

Don’t Use Your Cell Phone in the Library

Don’t Use Library PCs to Surf Porn

Don’t Bitch About Paying $.05 Fines

Don’t Use the Library as a Hotel

& for God’s Sake…

Organize Your Thoughts BEFORE You Speak With the Librarian!

 

 

~ by Woeful on July 3, 2007.

11 Responses to “Happy Birthday America!”

  1. What about receiving head from elderly library clerks? Is that acceptable?

    Qelqoth said this on July 4, 2007 at 5:27 am

  2. Welcome Qelqoth! It’s nice to see we’re back on track here again. As far as I’m concerned, anything that happens between two consenting adults is fine. If it happens in the library I only ask that it be discreet, and avoid staining any of the genealogical materials :)

    Woeful said this on July 4, 2007 at 9:11 am

  3. Happy birthday neighbours!!!
    P. from Canada
    http://www.pascallabillois.com

    garshleyentertainment said this on July 4, 2007 at 12:11 pm

  4. Welcome to the party, Pascal!

    Woeful said this on July 4, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  5. How about ‘Stop talking to the pretty librarian about Andy Warhol* - out loud - so you can impress her and the people standing in line to ask questions.’

    * Andy Warhol can be replaced with Fellini, Kubrick, Cervantes, Noam Chomsky, Stanislavski, 19th century knitting, Frank Gehry, Kafka, etc etc.

    emon said this on July 4, 2007 at 2:45 pm

  6. Hi there emon! Feel free to add whatever annoys you the most. There were a million and one things I was considering using, but I decided to keep it brief and stick to the most common infractions. Thanks for stopping by!

    Woeful said this on July 4, 2007 at 2:54 pm

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  8. Wait - you can’t surf porn at the library? But why not?

    Don’t you have adult site blockers anyway?

    Guess I’ll have to wait for Quelqoth and the elderly lady.

    Stiletto said this on July 13, 2007 at 7:22 am

  9. We don’t filter PCs outside of the Children’s library, and we don’t snoop on people, so they can do whatever they want as long as it’s discreet. It’s when the gay porn guy needs printing help that it crosses the line for me… Ewww.

    Woeful said this on July 13, 2007 at 4:51 pm

  10. Ewww, indeed, for you!

    Stiletto said this on July 13, 2007 at 4:55 pm

  11. Yeah, I don’t really need to be that involved is anyones deal. A while back it was a foot fetish guy as well…

    Woeful said this on July 13, 2007 at 5:15 pm

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