Social Skills
[telephone rings]
Me: Hello, your local public library!
Female Patron: “Are you the reference desk?”
Me: “I work at the reference desk. How may I help you?”

I know a few librarians like this...
When you are growing up, there are two institutional places that affect you most powerfully—the church, which belongs to God, and the public library, which belongs to you. The public library is a great equalizer.
- Keith Richards
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.
- Voltaire
Despite the meek, shush-shushing stereotype, librarians are largely a freedom-upholding, risk-taking group. In the name of the First Amendment and anti-censorship, they have championed the causes of provocative writers and spoken out against banned and challenged books.
- Writer Linton Weeks, Washington Post
I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. ... You think they're just sitting at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.
- Michael Moore
Those who burn books today will burn people tomorrow.
- Anonymous witness, Nazi bonfire 1933
First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Social Democrats, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Social Democrat. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew, Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.
- Pastor Martin Neimoller
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
- John F. Kennedy
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin
A constitution of government, once changed from freedom, can never be restored; liberty once lost, is lost forever.
- John Adams
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HA!
I once said, “Sorry, there is no Bill here by that name” on the phone. We all make mistakes.
Tommy said this on May 30, 2007 at 7:24 pm |
Welcome Tommy!
Yeah, I’ve been known to make a few every now and again myself
Actually, after calling a few dozen people about their ILLs, I tend to say, “This is the Library calling.” And dispense with the litany that actually makes sense! Plus, I really don’t want anybody knowing my name where I work if I can help it… If you know what I mean?
… It’s just that I’ve never actually been called the Reference Desk before.
Woeful said this on May 30, 2007 at 9:22 pm |
Oh wow you are such a smart ass.
max said this on May 31, 2007 at 12:51 am |
Just doing my best to help people maximize their potential
Woeful said this on May 31, 2007 at 8:32 am |
HAHA, if only desks could talk. Or wait, maybe that wouldn’t be such a good thing…
We always get the calls from people who ask if we’re a recording. That one always gets me.
Cara said this on May 31, 2007 at 5:00 pm |
Hi Cara.
Haaaaaaa! Nobody’s asked me if I’m a recording yet.
Woeful said this on May 31, 2007 at 6:56 pm |
Oh that’s funny. Chuckling aloud…
Stiletto said this on June 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm |
We have a patron who actually walks up to whoever is sitting at the desk that day and says brightly, “HELLO REFERENCE DESK!” Every…single..time…he comes in.
Sadly said this on November 27, 2007 at 11:08 am |
I have a coworker who get that a lot too.
Woeful said this on November 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm |