Celluloid Blonde Strikes

I’ve been tagged with another meme by Max. After pondering random things all day long, amidst dealing with the insanity that is the Library, I managed to eek out some outstanding eclecticism. Behold Woeful’s eight random things:

1) Kafka’s The Metamorphosis is an excellent book that I highly recommend reading.

2) Diet ROCKSTAR is the finest beverage money can buy… Except for Glenlivet.

3) I once had an interview at NASA for a job as digital librarian. Sadly, it seems that I don’t have the right stuff.

4) Dope Wars is a great way to pass time if you have a Palm Pilot… And no job at NASA.

5) My stalker is back. She called today while I was at work and told me that she was going to send a wedding gift. Whackadoo!

6) To a bachelor, oatmeal with chocolate chips sounds like a great idea. It’s not.

7) $3.25+ for a gallon of gasoline, WTF!? We need to stop paying farmers not to farm, and pay them to grow corn instead… Then, turn that shit into alcohol that we can use as a cleaner burning renewable fuel source. After all, all we need for internal combustion is something that ignites, and alcohol does a great job at that.

8 ) HD DVD is not better than Blu-ray, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.

So, now I tag:

Foxylibrarian    Library Snark    Tales from the Liberry    California Blogging    Difficult

~ by Woeful on May 21, 2007.